Thursday, December 29, 2011

Dead Heart Bitter Rant #1


I've never been in more than one relationship.
I've never been in a relationship longer than 5 months.
I’ve never been in a consistently happy relationship
I've never written a thorough diagnosis of my relationship with my parents and their relationship with each other.
My Ex
My Parents
I've never written something substantial about how scared I am off relationships because of these people.

I just saw a TV show.

Whitney, A show on NBC, had a moment where the central couple had said they had wanted a family free Christmas, and the male lead turns to his girlfriend of 3 years and says, something along the lines of 'technically you can't get a family free Christmas because we are family now'. After all the drama of the episode with quote is probably the sweetest line in the episode. It offers resolution to the episodes plot and also shows that even though the couple went through drama in the episode they will persevere. This perseverance is a continual theme throughout the show, considering the show is about the couple.

The main character Whitney is intimidated by marriage because divorce was so common in her family. The show shows the couple as being very committed, and stable, and adorable, but the show also shows the couple facing persecution because of their unmarried status, adding pressure to Whitney's aversion to marriage.

I only explain this more thoroughly because the running themes in the show relate to my angst as well as this quote from this particular episode. What I have a problem with IS the quote. It seems so cute at first and yet then I think about my family and what this quote would mean more literally. First I think how I'd like to 'get away from my family during the holidays just like everyone else' (a terribly paraphrased statement from the main couples friend). So what do family and marriage have in common? How could I see this adorable episode closing quote in a negative light? Well.

In my mind the thought process briefly goes like this. Family often gets treated poorly in comparison to friends. Even with the closest of friends, family is still people that you are stuck with. They are family. That's all there is too it. Obviously sometimes parents disown their children for shit-stupid reasons, but often you can get away with treating family like shit because you just can't get away with that behavior around friends or people you want to impress. That passive-aggressive behavior only flys in family situations.

Family sticks around. Friends will leave if you are too much of a dick. Now I KNOW that I have been a COMPLETE and utter bitch to my friends. Some massive PMS+emotional drama+external pressure= Flip Shit session. But I often that gets corrected. They will confront you, AND you will actually take that to heart or ….you will not be friends anymore. Parents and sibling go through daily, hourly, minute-ly abuse. They usually just brace for impact and take it because when they do point out the pimple on your behavior, it just doesn't seem to cure the problem. Why?

There are too many factors to count. For me it’s a lot of things. Lack of respect overall, indifference (because I will be back to college in another city far away in a week),  and sheer conditioning to respond negatively towards them. Telling you why being a brat to my parents is now conditioned into me is another thing entirely but I'm just getting the point across that I just don't have the time or the incentive to change my habits. I can change my behavior once, usually through the motivation of plain guilt, but I usually revert back to being a twat. If this last section of text disgusts you, than good. It makes me cringe to re-read such obstinate thinking.

So when I THINK. When I just THINK about my boyfriend being family. It makes me cringe. I NEVER want to treat him that way. I never want to see our relationship turn into my parents. I don't want to be my mom, and I hate. I HATE. That I can't appreciate the qualities in him that remind me of my dad, because I think somehow that those qualities I can't respect. And in not respecting him, the “my mom” in me will react to the “my dad” in him MORE, and cause a freaking nuclear reaction.

There is little wrong with my dad. ...Well. There used to be. It could be age. It could be pussy whipping. But yeah. He has gotten worse. It could also be my growing lack of respect for him, but I just find him so doltish now. He is slow. He is scatterbrained. He is passive aggressive. He can't be intimate with me without being TOTALLY awkward. He has bad social skills around family (but is fine in public)....That last sentence sort of answered it for me. That's it! He is fine in public because he doesn't have my mother judging everything he does. There is significantly less pressure on him. We all know to some extent (unless we have subatomic self confidence levels) that performance goes down (and this is shown in psychology studies) when we are observed by a judging audience or given negative reinforcement. Stress can work to benefit or hinder performance.

From experience? My mother is destroying my father.

She is so controlling he has dumb-ed himself down in order to preserve sanity. To stay sane he....just shut down. No opinion. No emotion. Just whatever she wants. Like a doll. So. He ….he gave himself a lobotomy.

That's my dad.

My mom treats me like an extension of herself. Like I'm still fucking attached to an umbilical chord....as if that meant I wasn't a separate person. She wants me to do everything like her. She dresses me up, does my hair and makeup like a doll. She doesn't want to talk to me about anything other than business. One time she called. She sounded like she was in a good mood and actually wanted to talk, wanted to catch up.

I probably got a minute worth of recap of the past week in before she cut me off to tell me that my choice of Christmas present was unacceptable, like I cared! I’m 20. I wanted a Playstation, My choice of present may seem juvenile but I certainly won’t act in a juvenile way when you don’t get me one! I’m not going to cry or throw some fit. I’M TWENTY YEARS OLD.

Now I can totally understand that they don’t want to get me a Playstation 3. I have no problem with the fact that you want me to have one less distraction up at college where I am far away and you can't always make sure I'm being responsible. I understand that PS3s are expensive and that you are paying for two children to go to college. I understand that you would rather buy something practical and not a toy.

I do have a problem with the fact that you think I’m “too old” for videogames, but that’s a rant for another day.

But what I REALLY have a problem with is that you pretended to care about me. You pretended to want to know about my life, when the only things we ever really talk about are bills you need to pay or grade on a test that I got.

You pretended to give a shit about me. But you’re not my mom. You’re my consultant, attorney, claims adjuster, manager, accountant, etc etc. It’s just business.

Salt in the would is that you think video games are for children and that I'm too old for that. Rude. And untrue, statistically. Nerds tend to have more fulfilling lives after highschool and last time I checked the rest of the world was starting to understand that videogames can be a medium of art and not just a medium for which stunted adults can drool as we press the X button and stare at a screen wasting our time. Oh but of course you think art is a waste of time. That's why you choose NOT to support MY major while you go to community college to go take art classes and get metal casts of your feet.

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